Let’s stop and hear from God? What? Wait just a second. Hear from God? Is this for real? This is the voice of God that I recorded. “God Talks Back to Trump” is the title of this podcast.
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Promo Announcer: Oh wait a second here. You think you're prepared for a totally taboo podcast series Yeah you think so Hey what does taboo mean A fair question. The three T words taboo, truths, tales are used in the title of a very unique podcast series from Las Vegas. Why? Because the Vegas podcast series deals with subject matter from American life considered to be taboo. Often what one person considers to be taboo is also the exact same time considered common sense by another person.
Like not listening to medical doctors for advice or how to stay healthy. Also like digging deep into what really goes on with sex workers in Las Vegas. Wait! What's actually going on in that podcast series?
Well here's the deal. This Vegas podcast series is called “Taboo Truths and Tales” and it's been on since 2021, coming to you from Sin City. Some of the most popular podcast episodes in this series have exceeded six thousand listener downloads to date. Wow!
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Other episodes present fiction stories from the world of horror that scare the living daylights out of you. One example, a two-part story called “Pumpkin Emperor” presents a demon who walks around with a rotting pumpkin on his neck and shoulders instead of having a normal human head. Oh yeah, I hate when that happens, don't you?
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Host: Hello and welcome. This podcast is hosted by Madeira Desouza. That's me. Some of you may know me by my nickname as woody. Whatever you want to call me I welcome you here to this podcast. Now let's get started. Thank you.
Announcer: Alright now let's stop and hear from God. What? Wait just a second. Hear from God? Is this for real? Well okay If the religious right can claim they hear the voice of God well then. It's only fair that anybody can claim to hear the voice of God, too. So let me tell you I heard the voice of God. Yeah. Believe it, baby. I heard the voice of God and I made an audio recording so I could play that recording to you and prove it to you all beyond any doubt that it is one hundred percent genuine. Here we go. This is the voice of God that I recorded. “God Talks Back to Trump.” Yeah. That's what I'm calling this. “God Talks Back to Trump.” You can pray if you want to or just listen carefully now.
God: Hello. I am God. Yes. I am. You don't think I sound like God? Well that's because you most likely have watched way too many Morgan Freeman impersonations of me, okay?
I wanna speak to all of you my followers, about a television commercial that claims God made Trump. That commercial is directly from Hell and Satan himself voiced it. Trust me. I know Satan very well. We play golf on Wednesday nights in Arizona. We wear special disguises so we won't be bothered by people asking us for money or special favors. Anyway, Satan is behind that God made Trump television commercial. It is not coming from up here in heaven I can assure you.
I can also guarantee that I did not make Trump in my own image. Trump is a fat white guy who is also a native New Yorker. Do you actually believe that your one true god in heaven above resembles a fat white guy who is also a native New Yorker? Did you never look at any of the paintings made by the Dutch Masters showing how I really look? And when I say, “Dutch Masters,” I am referring not to the cigars, but to those talented artists from the seventeenth century.
So don't believe everything you see on television. If you see the God Made Trump television commercial, just ignore that pack of lies and instead settle down and chomp on another vanilla doughnut. Just like Trump is eating right now as I speak. He's making a big mess all over his saggy lips right now. What a slob? Trump is a fat white guy who is also a native New Yorker and those are his best qualities. Trust me.
Announcer: So what do you think? I hope you enjoyed hearing this one. Yeah? That was the voice of God. The real deal. Not fake news at all. The title of this podcast episode is “God Talks Back to Trump.” I just love it when God speaks directly to us here on Earth without having to filter what he says through so- called religious leaders. Who are they? What do they know? I would rather hear the voice of God directly. Don't you agree?
